User:	valerie_z
	Date:	2009-12-28 23:01
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• 23:41 Mike's friends' Christmas tradition is x-rated literary board games. Damn I married well. #
• 01:06 @Electrohurtz Good point! I could take a cue from Bert and just get drunk and kiss people. It would make socializing so much simpler. #
• 01:08 @heiferness I can't help but imagine it in an X-men way. It would be awesome! (If used for good and not evil.) #
• 13:08 @ryanncoverrr OMG I love that fic! #
• 14:37 Long drive home today. I told Mike that if he misbehaves I will call the Homeland Security hotline and report him as a swarthy foreigner. #
• 20:23 I tried to impress Mike with my musical knowledge by saying, "This band was probably influenced by U2." Mike replied, "This is U2." #
• 20:33 People always describe their tattoos like, "This reminds me to live life to the fullest!" I want to get a tattoo to remind me to be lazy. #
• 21:09 Just got a story published. I sent out the initial submission in August. August 2008. #

	User:	vixenpixie7
	Date:	2009-12-28 04:23
	Subject:	The Honest Fight
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If I am honest
With you
And your army of thousands
I can honestly say
I don’t want you
I don’t need you
And thank you very much
I’m doing fine on my own
If I am honest
At all
I will scream at your men
So neatly assembled
Row upon row
“This was all just experiment
You can all now go home.”

If I am honest
With him
I can look in his eyes
I could shoot back his words
And accuse him of lies
I could point right behind him
And say to his face
“You like to bring back-up.
I’m alone in this place.”

I am safe behind these walls
That I built from the ground up
It is a fortress of my own devising
And I’m not giving it up
Honesty is my weapon
And yours is the truth
Your rows of men shoot bullets
Of reason and proof
But I’m honest with them
I lean over the wall
And shout, “Take the whole damn place
If you think it will fall
Go ahead, keep shooting
And there will be nothing left at all.”

If I am honest
With you
My fortifications have crumbled
My defenses are weak
My rebellion is humbled
If I am honest
With myself
And we know how hard I try
He’d have but to crook his finger
And I’d be fighting
At his side.

	User:	valerie_z
	Date:	2009-12-27 23:01
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• 23:42 @needlestuck Before I got my teaching job I wanted to open a used bookstore. I met with the department of something, wrote a business plan. #
• 23:42 @sorrows They are such nice people. #
• 00:44 Mike just nicknamed me Ballast C Sexytits. When I asked what the C stood for he said the ocean. #
• 21:23 Have now hung out with this guy 3 times without being introduced. Not sure how to say 'Good to see you again! Who are you?' #
• 21:33 Mike just used the word zeitgeist during a board game in case you were wondering why I love him. #

	User:	valerie_z
	Date:	2009-12-27 18:20
	Subject:	Please help settle an argument.
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Poll #1504109 French Fries
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 63

If you brought home leftover restaurant (not fast food ) french fries and planned to eat them 24 hours later, should you refrigerate them?

	User:	valerie_z
	Date:	2009-12-27 17:17
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( Just a few more thoughts on Avatar )

In other news, we just watched 500 Days of Summer and it was super.

	User:	valerie_z
	Date:	2009-12-26 23:01
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• 15:43 Cashier at the used bookstore was impressed with my purchases. He said people usually just buy thrillers. Haha #
• 16:13 Mike got a new bass! With my limited musical knowledge I can say only that it is blue and expensive. #
• 16:38 Bought The Story of O. Should not have started reading it in public while with my in-laws. #
• 16:41 My FIL asked why he would need a power cord if we bought him a wireless router. My BIL had to explain that electricity is not wireless. #
• 19:10 Just saw the movie Up In The Air. It was pretty good. Though I wish Clooney was out. sadface #

	User:	valerie_z
	Date:	2009-12-25 23:01
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• 11:33 I had a dream I was being chased by a hybrid pig-man. Merry Christmas to mutants everywhere. #
• 12:40 No unsecured wireless at the in-laws'. It's like camping. #
• 17:29 My 70 yo inlaws gave me a Rancid bag and said 'Is this what you wanted? It has a skull on it!' awwww #
• 18:25 Christmas pictures: tinyurl.com/y9r3p9w #
• 22:53 In-laws caught me dancing in their kitchen singing The Transplants to my dog. Hahaha. #

	User:	valerie_z
	Date:	2009-12-25 18:12
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Christmas pictures.

	User:	valerie_z
	Date:	2009-12-24 23:01
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• 23:10 @jencendiary They would probably have fun! #
• 23:26 @jencendiary I love his mumbly speechifying! My favorite is "I ain’t gonna fucking call that one in, hell no." tinyurl.com/yj76bhd #
• 23:42 @jencendiary Awwww! #
• 23:48 @jencendiary Bandom Firefly! This must happen. #
• 23:53 @jencendiary I think Lars would be Jayne. #
• 23:57 @jencendiary I was thinking the same thing! Who else would be incestuous siblings? #
• 00:02 @jencendiary Yeah, Mikey seems like he can accidentally cause problems a lot. #
• 00:09 @jencendiary Mikey does? #
• 00:15 @jencendiary Arts and crafts! Hahaha. #
• 08:38 I don't care about Jesus, so here's a picture of Bert McCracken in women's underwear. Happy holidays. tinyurl.com/yhec5ur #
• 21:37 @tabbycat6380 No problem :) #

	User:	valerie_z
	Date:	2009-12-24 00:13
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Happy Stuff That You Do! falalala

	User:	valerie_z
	Date:	2009-12-24 00:09
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Merry Whatever!

	User:	valerie_z
	Date:	2009-12-23 23:01
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• 13:06 I hate when women in public bathrooms sigh when sitting on the toilet. What do you DO that peeing is the most satisfying part of your day? #
• 14:31 From a colleague when I offered to do work stuff: "You are like the utility player on a ball team. That's a good thing I'm told." Hahaha. #
• 14:41 I'm straightening up the living room. It was so cluttered that I just found a bookshelf. I'm not even making a joke. #
• 17:35 Mike hid his Playboy because his friend's son was coming over. The son is 15 and has a gf. I was like, "You know he's having sex, right?" #
• 18:07 @Electrohurtz I know, I know. But it's likely. There's probably more than a 50% chance of handjobs at the very least. #
• 18:18 @Electrohurtz Or maybe I was just a slut at 15 and I'm projecting. That's possible too :) #
• 18:19 I'm going to see Avatar. I will tell you if/when it sucks. #
• 20:02 Really? This is the plot? Someone wrote this and thought it was a good idea? #
• 21:12 Wow this is super racist. #
• 22:38 @sydneyfamous Yep! I am offended on behalf of fictional blue people :) #
• 22:38 @julia_eff Hahaha it sucked so bad. #
• 22:39 @ben_shepherd He's so funny. He's 40 and he hides them when his parents visit. I go through his computer porn sometimes and it's all vanilla #
• 22:42 @jencendiary They would be on a bus. Lars would be talking about music, Tim would be completely silent and smoking a cigarette. #
• 22:42 @jencendiary Then Lars would get distracted. Tim would be so laid back he'd fall asleep. They would forget to mention the cologne. #
• 22:43 @jencendiary Just my idea. What do you think? #
• 22:49 @jencendiary They would both stare at the camera looking incredibly angry. Then they would hug. #
• 22:59 @jencendiary Was it the Sean John one? #

	User:	valerie_z
	Date:	2009-12-23 22:09
	Subject:	Avatar (spoiler alert!) sucked.
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( Avatar )

	User:	valerie_z
	Date:	2009-12-23 12:36
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Happy Festivus!

	User:	valerie_z
	Date:	2009-12-22 23:02
	Subject:	Twitter
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• 23:56 The Rancid song "As One" made 100 times more sense when I didn't know the real lyrics. #
• 11:51 Melky Cabrera just got traded to the Braves. No one talk to me for the next five years :( #
• 15:13 @hangthesilver Thank you :( #
• 19:27 If you need another reason to love Lars Frederiksen: tinyurl.com/yatmz3n #
• 22:57 @sydneyfamous Awesome! I'm following :) #

	User:	valerie_z
	Date:	2009-12-22 22:36
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From dictionary.com:

Word Origin & History
microphone
coined from Gk. mikros "small" + phone "sound" (see fame). Modern meaning dates from 1929, from use in radio broadcasting and movie recording. Earlier, "telephone transmitter" (1878) and "ear trumpet for the hard-of-hearing" (1683). Of the two spellings of the short form of the word, mike (1927) is older than mic (1961).

	User:	valerie_z
	Date:	2009-12-22 16:09
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Golf bag. Great for a Four-some

	User:	valerie_z
	Date:	2009-12-22 15:59
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I saw this in Marshall's yesterday. Posh is a fancy word for fancy!

	User:	valerie_z
	Date:	2009-12-22 14:48
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My current ringtone, DJ DJ by The Transplants:

We got 808 subwoofers in the trunk.
Around the world with the Rancid punx.
This is for the misfits, the freaks, and the runts.
Fuck the motherfucking backstabbing cunts.

Temporarily replaced (for the holidays) by I Wanna Riot by Rancid:

I raise my hand. I got another question.
If I start a riot, will I get protection?
Cause I'm a kid whose got a lot of problems.
If I throw a brick maybe the brick will go and solve them.

Now I have to wrap presents and I really don't want to.

	User:	valerie_z
	Date:	2009-12-22 00:20
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Alex Pardee's Seven Films I Would Have Rather Seen Instead of Avatar.